Thank you, first and foremost, for taking the time out to ask our advice column for, well, advice. To educated an uneducated "man" in the unknown time span you have is a waste of time in any regard. First, I suggest that you try to get him to realize that he is not a hog, he is a human just like the rest of us, point out to him that his guardian didn't raise a hog, that he's outlived any hog, remind him of his worth. Try asking him docile questions, as if you were a friend, inquire more about why he's so adamant of acting as a hog, is it just because he was called one or is there something more to it than that. It will be hard, and will that some persistence but it should prove more fruitful than trying to educate someone with no life to live.
-The Daily Columnists
